Goon Dad's Shop

Goon Dad's Shop https://goondadshop.bigcartel.com I only sell Goon Shit :) 118848408 Goon Aid <h2> The "Goon Aid" Morale Patch: Refreshment for the Enforcer</h2>Forget the sugary punch—it’s time to quench your thirst for chaos. This Goon Aid morale patch is a gritty, high-contrast tribute to the enforcer lifestyle, blending 90s nostalgia with "goon" subculture.<h3> Technical Specifications</h3><ul><li>Tactical Construction: Made from durable, waterproof PVC, giving it a rugged 3D texture that won't fray or fade like traditional embroidery.</li><li>Luminous Glow: The white goalie mask and "Goon Aid" lettering are Glow-in-the-Dark, ensuring your presence is felt even after the lights go out.</li><li>Dimensions: A compact 3.5" wide by 2.20" tall, designed to fit perfectly on chest rigs, range bags, or pouches.</li><li>Attachment: Features a hook (Velcro) backing, allowing for quick swaps between your gear or headliner.</li></ul><h3>👊 Why You Need It</h3>Whether you’re a goalie who lives for the crease or someone who just appreciates a bit of "goon shit," this patch is the ultimate conversation starter. It’s the perfect blend of childhood nostalgia and adult humor—ideal for anyone who knows that sometimes you have to break through a wall (or a defensive line) to get the job done.*LIMITED RUN ONCE THEY ARE GONE THEY ARE GONE NO RESTOCK***Items in the last picture are NOT for sale****ONCE ITEMS ARE SHIPPED I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE** 9.99 USD https://goondadshop.bigcartel.com/product/goon-aid https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/423121449/image0.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425975172/BB011672-3706-4E73-8455-0FE81AA65396.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425975190/Photoroom_20260610_211556.jpeg 118848408 new in stock